Are You An Audiophile? | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the following that describe you:

I sing the THX sound in the shower.

I choose my doctors based on the sonic integrity of their stethoscopes.

Instead of using a phone to hear voice messages, I ask people to mail me a 12-inch vinyl record.

I can differentiate between 36 ohms and 37 ohms.

I hired a man with perfect pitch to follow me around and sing every noise I hear but in the correct key.

I end every sentence with “deeper lows and higher highs.”

I got divorced because my spouse said that FLAC was better than WAV.

I know that the difference between lo-fi and hi-fi is 23 fi’s.

I frequently sue the medical imaging industry for their obscene misappropriation of the term “ultrasound.”

I blinded myself so I could hear better.

I can distinguish between earbuds and over-the-ear headphones.

My older child is named Mono and my younger child is named Stereo, and every morning I make them fight.

My toilet uses sound instead of water.

I have legally adopted over 15 sound engineers.

I named my car “Beats By Dre,” then drove it off a cliff.

I use the headphone wire hole on my backpack.

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You’re A Major Audiophile
Unbelievable! You are a true audiophile. When it comes to listening to sounds and noises, you are truly a master. You’re wanted by the FBI for murdering a lo-fi musician. You have both ears, and would not trade them for anything in the world. Share your results with your friends!

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You’re A Moderate Audiophile
Not bad! You’re a moderate audiophile. When it comes to listening to sounds and noises, you care a little, but not nearly enough to be a real audiophile. Try getting 34 or 35 additional cochlear implants scattered throughout your body, and take this quiz again!

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You’re Not An Audiophile
Ouch! You’re not an audiophile at all. When it comes to listening to nosies and sounds, you barely put in any effort. Try caring more about audio, and take this quiz again!

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