DYNAMO

You’re Dynamo! Ambitious and strong-willed, you know the difference between right and wrong and choose right every time. A natural born leader, you may not have the patience of Shigemi or the detached judgment of Caliban (shudder), but you’re level-headed in a fight and know that empathy is the difference between barking orders and being a true leader.

SHIGEMI

You’re Shigemi! Beauty, brains, you’ve got it all, but you’d trade everything to have just one more moment learning at the feet of your mentor, The Grand Elder. You know the world isn’t black and white and strive to find “The Middle Way,” earning you scorn from the cold, calculating Caliban. You’re the type to run the show from behind the scenes, always bringing out the best in others—but when will you finally take a moment to allow YOURSELF to shine?

CALIBAN

You’re Caliban! You see things the way they are, not the way we might wish them to be. You know that all choices in this life are an equation amounting to either truth or lie, and you choose truth. To do otherwise would be cancerous. You know that compromise is weakness and that hesitation is the manifestation of the innate death wish of lesser hippos. You did not even need to take this quiz. You know who you are. You are Caliban.

CLIPPER

You’re Clipper! Someone call the zookeeper, because we’ve got a party animal on the loose! When given the choice between a bar fight or a dance party, you choose both! You’re a rude, crude, lewd dude but your friends wouldn’t ever think about throwing you off the Hippo-Copter! You have a heart full of love for all your fellow hippos (even Caliban!) but woe unto thee who stands between you and a pineapple!