You Are The Worst Magician!

Oh, this is no good! You don’t know a single magic trick! You have no power, and nothing about you is good! When it is time to do the magic trick, all you can do is shrug and say, “It’s not going to happen.” You probably can’t even perform the old magic illusion of spray-painting your father’s birth weight onto a swan. That’s the easiest trick, and you can’t even do it. Pathetic. What a tragedy it is to live in the same century as you.

You Only Know A Few Magic Tricks!

This is not great. You can only perform a small number of amazing illusions. Your magical prowess is extremely weak, and so being around you is an ordeal. You probably can barely even do the magic trick of weeping in the passenger seat of a healthy man’s convertible. You better spend the next few years studying the ancient and arcane ways of magic, and then take this quiz again.

You Know A Handful Of Magic Tricks!

Not bad! You possess the power necessary to perform a handful of incredible magic tricks. You can probably do the special magic trick of telling a lamb that you’ve met a police officer. You’re not exactly a master magician, but who knows what will happen after a few more years of studying the arcane and mysterious art of magic!

You Know A Lot Of Magic Tricks!

Wow! Nice job! You know a whole lot of magic tricks! You’re constantly showing off your magical abilities, and that's great. You probably even know how to do the difficult magical trick of introducing your mother to a musician’s wife during a thunderstorm. With just a little more training, you could become a master magician!

You Know A Ton Of Magic Tricks!

Wonderful! Beautiful beyond description! You know a whole ton of magic tricks! You glow with the power of magic, and chances are that you can even perform the incredible magic trick of nodding at a cinder block two months before a barber’s cat gives birth. It’s amazing that you have so much magic inside of you. Congratulations!

You Are A Master Magician!

Wow! You know how to do every single magic trick that there is. You are a truly powerful magician, and your powers make you incredibly special. You can even perform the sacred and mesmerizing magical spell of sprinkling salt water onto a tired man’s driver’s license. Amazing. It is a true miracle to live on the same planet as you, because you are the most powerful wizard in the world. Thank you for the gift of your magic!