You Are Johannes!

Johannes, good man, we would like to personally thank you for taking our quiz! Nearly everyone has gotten a terrible score, which indicates that your air of mystery still holds strong. We know you do not own a cell phone or a laptop, so the fact that you made the time to browse our website is truly an honor. If you should be here as a result of your travels, we would love nothing more if you stopped by and delighted us with your tales! Adieu, Johannes.

You Are Acquainted With Johannes!

So, it seems you have met Johannes! Perhaps you have run into him at a beachside pig roast or heard tales of him from Lilya, but either way, you have experienced a taste of the man we so fully adore. His social calendar remains fully booked yet free enough for him to explore, but we hope you will one day get the chance to bond with him in a way that only two wandering souls can. Godspeed!

You Know Nothing Of Johannes.

Have you not listened once to Johannes’ dinner stories? Do you ignore Johannes when he is around? Or, perhaps, does Johannes see something sinister in you, something he does not trust? Perhaps, after conversing with Johannes, the man himself does not wish you to know anything of him. No matter the reason, your life would benefit greatly from knowing Johannes. Give it a try.

You Know Frank, Not Johannes.

Not only do you not know Johannes, but you know Frank, the opposite of Johannes. Frank has stories and has traveled around North Dakota in his Ford Taurus, but could never be described by a word more exciting than “fine.” If you know Frank, let’s face it: Johannes will probably never travel within 20 miles of you.