You haven’t flicked any of these wind chimes

Terrible! You haven’t flicked a single one of these wind chimes. None. Zilch. Zero. We checked our numbers again and again, and the fact of the matter is that you haven’t flicked one measly wind chime. And that’s just something you’re gonna have to live with. We wish things were different, but they’re not.

You barely flicked any wind chimes

Ouch! If you were under the impression that you’d flicked a lot of wind chimes, we’ve got bad news for you: You haven’t flicked that many at all. Maybe if you’d tried yappin’ a little less and flickin’ a little more, you would’ve ended up with better results.

You’ve flicked a decent amount of wind chimes, but you could be flicking more

Not bad! Look, to your credit, you’ve flicked your fair share of wind chimes. No one’s denying you that. But could you be flicking more? Absolutely. Honestly, it seems like right now you’re just going through the motions—a little flick here, a little flick there. Which is fine. But if you really want to leave your mark on this world, you’ve got to do more. You’ve got to flick like you fucking mean it! Never be satisfied, okay? Always be hungry.

So here’s the thing: You’ve flicked A LOT of wind chimes

Gotta give credit where credit’s due: You definitely know how to flick a chime. Are you a master chime flicker? Maybe—but that’s not for us to decide. All we can say is that you flick like you were born to do it, and that’s pretty awesome. Respect.