1. 1. What are you in for?
  2. 2. So… did you do it?
  3. 3. Where do you go to get away from it all?
  4. 4. Who is waiting for you back home?
  5. 5. You find out that someone has it in for you. What do you do?
  • Results for Which ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Character Are You?


    Hm…that’s strange. You don’t seem to be any of them. That can’t be right. Unless...unless you’re The One.

    My God. Could it be? The One? It’s been so long, many of us had lost hope in the prophecy. We thought we’d never live to see the day The One would arrive. And yet here you are.

    For years the Elders have spoken of the arrival of one who would not be defined by characters from Orange Is The New Black. They said when the hour was most hopeless there would come one who would take this quiz and miraculously defy its mechanics by not receiving a match for Piper Chapman, Red, Miss Claudette, Taystee, Alex Vause, Sophia, Nicky Nichols, or any of the other characters. And now you’re here! In you the prophecy is fulfilled. You are immaculate! You are divine! You are The One!

    Well, don’t just sit there! Come with me! We must take you to the Cave of Memories. Tomorrow you fight, not just for your fate, but for the fate of all free men in Halcyon!

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