How Many Of These Apples Have You Tried? | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the apple varieties you’ve tried:

Big Red

Meaty Round

Sweet & Pulsing

Green Madness

Memphis Hellraiser

Justin’s Bounty

Fool’s Potato

Summer’s Lump

Thoroughly Winston

Heaving Cherub

Tragic Morsel

Hirohito’s Solace

Jewel Of The Crimea

Vermillion Howler

Kyle

Expensive Scarlet

Captain Apple

Blond Boy

Default Red

Barton Fink

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You’re An Apple-Eating Master
Incredible! You know just about every variety of apple that exists, from Bismarck Veiny to Red Sweaty to Satan’s Pear. Share your results, and show your friends and family that you’re an apple-devouring god!

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You’re An Apple-Eating Intermediate
Not bad! You’re an amateur-level apple eater. You know the major apple varieties, like Cajun Rebellion and Juicebread, but you haven’t heard about lesser-known apples like Imperial Delusion and Too Many Seeds. Try eating more apples and take this quiz again!

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You’re No Apple Eater At All!
Yikes. Looks like you’ve barely eaten any apples at all. You haven’t tried uncommon varieties like Tangy Carroll or Leathery Superb, or even classic apples like Meeble-Weef. Try eating more apples and take this quiz again!

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