How Much Of A Grammar Nerd Are You? | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the following that apply to you:

I disregard ransom notes if their punctuation is incorrect.

I give a name to every comma before I place it into a sentence.

I got a tattoo of a comma splice and then had it removed.

My father once split an infinitive, and I did not attend his funeral.

I know that there is only one sentence in the history of written language that requires an exclamation mark.

I optioned the film rights to the MLA Handbook.

I stand on street corners yelling that “disinterested” and “uninterested” are not synonyms.

I have visited and paid my respects to the original Oxford comma in England.

When I type an em dash, I groan audibly.

When I type an en dash, I shiver and coo.

I save transitive verbs for special occasions.

I end every good sentence with 10 periods..........

If the mayor ever uttered the wrong “you’re,” I’d pitch a spear into him.

I have a small tattoo on my wrist that reads “to whom.”

I call parentheses by their proper title: Word Prisons.

I read Playboy for the ellipses.

My nickname in high school was “Participles.”

I don’t know the difference between affect and effect, so I haven’t spoken in 20 years.

I know that grocery store checkout lanes should actually say “10 Items or Tinier.”

I have alienated everyone close to me.

Results for How Much Of A Grammar Nerd Are You?

You’re The Nerdiest Of Grammar Nerds
Wow! You’re the nerdiest of grammar nerds. You carry a hammer so that if you see a sign with incorrect grammar, you can bop it over and over until it is illegible. You can tell whether people are saying “your” or “you’re.” No one likes you.

Share Your Results
Results for How Much Of A Grammar Nerd Are You?

You’re A Moderate Grammar Nerd
Looks like you’re just a moderate grammar nerd. You have a poster of the ’95 MLA Dream Team hanging in your apartment and you use gerunds exclusively, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to have gone to jail after viciously beating a man who used a dangling participle.

Share Your Results
Results for How Much Of A Grammar Nerd Are You?

You’re No Grammar Nerd
You’re not a grammar nerd at all! In fact, you love grammatical errors. You practically live to splice commas, dangle participles, and misplace modifiers. In the MLA office, there is a poster of you with a sign that says “Dangerous” underneath it. Most of your friends think you never should have been allowed to graduate high school.

Share Your Results

I am 18 or over and willing to view sexually explicit material