You Are A Master Of Jockey Slang!

Amazing! You really “won the horse race against other horses” on this quiz! You know your jockey slang forward and backward, and that makes you spectacular. When someone says, “I’ve heard of someone who sits on top of a horse every now and then,” you know exactly what they’re talking about. When they say, “I am wearing the jockey uniform right now,” you nod with unprecedented comprehension and reply, “Of course. Of course.” You are an incredible jockey person, and living in the same century as you makes the moon more beautiful.

You Know Your Jockey Slang Pretty Well!

How wonderful! You clearly spend a lot of time around the “race place for horses and people who ride them,” because you know a pretty large amount of jockey slang! When someone says to you, “The horse is galloping,” you smile and wink at them because you understand it perfectly. When someone comes up to you and says, “A horse,” you kiss them on the neck and whisper, “Now I know for sure that you are a jockey.” The fact that you know so much jockey slang makes your life more valuable than other people’s, and firemen should always save you first during emergencies. Nice job!

You Only Know A Little Bit Of Jockey Slang!

This isn’t great. You only know a small handful of jockey slang, and you need to know more. You might know the basic slang terms, like “feeding oats to a horse” and “two jockeys saying ‘good luck’ to each other before the Kentucky Derby,” but you barely know anything else. It’s extremely important that you hang out around jockeys more. Otherwise, you will never know the right amount of jockey slang.

You Hardly Know Any Jockey Slang At All!

What is wrong with you? Have you ever even been to a place where horses race each other, and people ride those horses and try to make them go faster using whips and other techniques? You hardly know any jockey slang at all! When someone comes up to you and says, “I have seen a race between horses,” you become confused and frightened, and you run wailing into the woods. Furthermore, when a man comes up to you and says, “I have a trophy because I rode the horse the fastest in the Kentucky Derby,” you ask him, “What insane slang is this? It’s like you’re speaking another language. A nightmare language. You’ve ruined my entire year.” You know next to nothing about jockey slang, and it’s terrible that you are around.

You Don’t Know Any Jockey Slang Whatsoever!

Ugh. You don’t know even a little bit of jockey slang! When people say basic jockey slang to you, like “Someone sits on a horse and rides it fast,” you stare at them like an uncomprehending child. And when someone comes to your house and says, “The rider of a horse, that is a jockey,” you kill them because their unfamiliar words make you furious and afraid. It feels bad to live in a world where you also live, because you don’t know any of the jockey slang.