How Many Of These Proverbs Do You Use? | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the proverbs you use on a regular basis:

Five fingers to a hand leaves none for the foot.

A king of the bog is no king of the swamp.

You can’t dress up a Linda and say she’s an Eileen.

Never douse tomorrow’s campfire with a bucket of yesterday’s sweat.

Let the toads be; you shall walk among frogs.

Don’t put a crown on a pig and expect him to outlaw rock and roll.

An old Paul Pierce is better than no Paul Pierce.

Never settle for one laser when two lasers are attainable.

Let’s saw off those tusks and call a walrus a whale.

A kiss is just a wet secret you need permission to tell.

You’re throwing rocks at the wrong harlot.

Never attempt an Ocean’s 12 heist with an Ocean’s 11 cast.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Shriek and the world shrieks with you.

For English, press one; para español, oprima numero dos.

Feeding a horse gasoline won’t make it go faster.

This refrigerator is just two freezers.

A tall man never dies.

Let begging dogs smoke cigarettes.

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You’re A Proverb King
Incredible! You’re a Proverb King! You use proverbs all day, every day. You’ve utilized just about every proverb, from “To have one brother is better than to have had five” to “A father’s kiss is meant for no one.” Great job.

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You’re A Proverb Intermediate
Not bad! You use a handful of proverbs from time to time, but there are many you don’t say. Sure, you sometimes find yourself employing a proverb like “Never trust a cab driver whose shirt is the same color as his car,” but you’d rarely be heard saying something like “If you’ve seen it in a movie, you can eat it.” Try using more proverbs and take this quiz again.

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You’re A Proverb Amateur
Too bad! You practically use no proverbs at all. You never say things like “Every uncle is someone’s nephew” or “A bell is a type of small, bad piano.” Try using more proverbs and take this quiz again.

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