Are You A Narcissist? | ClickHole

1. Check off anything that describes you and find out if you are a true narcissist:

I applaud whenever I see my reflection

I wear a baseball cap with my face as the logo

I got plastic surgery to look more like myself

When I’m on the phone, I think it’s talking directly to me

I think the ATM is giving me money because it’s a fan

I say “Good job!” every time I brush my teeth

I only eat at restaurants that have named sandwiches after me

I strongly prefer the parent who looks more like me

When I make a name tag, I really take my time with it

I exercise and eat right in order to extend the expected lifespan of my body

I often check my reflection in broth

I assume I am a doctor

I go to funerals and gently remind everyone that it’s okay, I’m still alive

I comment “Me too” on every Facebook post about a pet or a baby

I use Twitter

I make sure to autograph my books before I return them to the library

I ask to be addressed by name

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You Are A True Narcissist
Incredible. You are a true narcissist! You spend your days walking around with a mirror in one hand while giving yourself a thumbs-up with the other. You cross out all of the nouns in the Bible and replace them with your name. When you discovered masturbation, you wept!

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You Are A Moderate Narcissist
Not bad! You’re a moderate narcissist. You love yourself, but not nearly enough to be too much. You write your own name on grapefruits and give them to strangers, but you probably haven’t hired someone to follow you around and say your name over and over. Share your results with your friends and take a step closer to being a true narcissist!

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You’re Not A Narcissist At All
Too bad! You’re not a narcissist at all. You’re a decent human being and probably care about others more than yourself. Although you did take a quiz about whether or not you’re a narcissist, so, you know.

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