You Couldn’t Disrupt A Lemonade Stand Into A Microloan Marketplace App

You think your ideas are scalable or synergized or would garner anything but a snicker in a blue-sky meeting? You’re a joke. You better hope a giant meteor strikes earth and sends us all back to the Stone Age, because that’s the only scenario in which you possess even a modicum of usefulness. You’ll never have a summer cabin mansion on any lake, you regressive thinker. Moonfood is shaking his head right now.

You Are Not A Disruptor

Go back to working at your uncle’s button-dyeing factory, because the only thing you disrupted is our stomach. Your lack of new media know-how or market trend yields makes us want to hurl.

You Are Jesus’ Gift To Disrupting

You seethe with anger that you are still reading this sentence, “reading” and “sentences” being so last week in this dog-eat-dog world of innovation. You just hired yourself to be the strategic vice president of your own brilliance, because only you have the guts to fire you. For that, you have fully earned the glowing profile you got in Spatula Innovation magazine.

You Are Topanga Lawrence!

Incredible. You are such a disruptor, you disrupted the very mechanics of this quiz and got the result of a “Which Boy Meets World Character Are You?” quiz. Light-hearted and always good to your friends, you are Topanga.