All right, so you’ve decided to go ahead and take the rest of the quiz? That’s fine, really, but seriously—you’re not getting Draper. You can keep going if you want to, but you’re going to be disappointed.

Did you choose the most Don Draper-y vacation spot? Are you sure? What would that even be, exactly? You don’t really know, do you? It doesn’t even matter, anyway. Listen, we get it, Don Draper is the main guy, and you want to be the main guy. But just to reiterate, there’s absolutely no chance that you’re going to get Draper.

By the way, if you think you’re going to get one of the other popular characters, like Roger or Joan, then guess again. You’re not getting them either. You should probably just quit this quiz now, because once you get to the end, you’re going to be let down.

Look, just be honest with yourself. You’re not Don Draper. You’ve never been Don Draper. Deep down, you know it’s the truth. Somewhere in those dark corners of your mind, you’d rather not think about how you know you’re Ken Cosgrove, at best. And even then, you might get Harry Crane. Do you want to get Harry Crane?

If you’re still lying to yourself, thinking maybe, just maybe, there’s a chance you’ll beat the odds and get Draper, then go ahead and check your results. This is your final warning, though: You’re not going to get Don. Just walk away now, man. You’ll be so much happier if you just walk away right now.