Which Of These Guilty Pleasures Are You Weirdly P... | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the guilty pleasures you enjoy from time to time:

Staying in child’s pose for the whole yoga class

Skipping to the end of the nutrition facts

Using only some of the buffalo

Listening for your name in the wind

Wearing sweatpants to a funeral

Doing cannonballs through favela roofs

Shucking all the oysters at once

Distracting astronauts

Luring mall Santas to the docks

Cyberbullying Kelsey Grammer

Fronting Dave Matthews Band

Checking into hotels for just one night but secretly paying for the whole month

Writing thinkpieces

Starting a dialogue

Buying mud

Tubthumping

Evading taxes

Founding Twitter

Results for Which Of These Guilty Pleasures Are You Weirdly Proud Of?

You’re A Guilty Pleasure Master
Amazing! You enjoy every guilty pleasure. There is nothing you do in life that you don’t enjoy as a guilty pleasure. As far as you’re concerned, all of life is a pleasure and you must be guilty to enjoy it. There’s a small chance you even lied on this quiz as a guilty pleasure. Wow.

Share Your Results
Results for Which Of These Guilty Pleasures Are You Weirdly Proud Of?

You’re A Guilty Pleasure Intermediate
Not bad. You enjoy a decent number of guilty pleasures, but at the end of the day you’re not a guilty pleasure master. Try enjoying more guilty pleasures and take this quiz again.

Share Your Results
Results for Which Of These Guilty Pleasures Are You Weirdly Proud Of?

You’re A Guilty Pleasure Amateur
Ouch. Looks like you barely enjoy any guilty pleasures at all. In fact, when you enjoy something, you probably go out of your way to feel devoid of any and all guilt whatsoever. Unless, of course, you’re actually a guilty pleasure master who secretly enjoys getting poor quiz results. In which case, wow. You are truly incredible.

Share Your Results