1. 1. “It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday / The __________ shuffles in.”

    Incorrect! The opening line of “Piano Man” introduces the angry and unforgiving gang of chefs who have been terrorizing Billy Joel and his family. This is one of the most iconic opening lines in pop music history, and it sets the scene for the rest of the song’s compelling narrative.

    Incorrect! The opening line of “Piano Man” introduces the angry and unforgiving gang of chefs who have been terrorizing Billy Joel and his family. This is one of the most iconic opening lines in pop music history, and it sets the scene for the rest of the song’s compelling narrative.

    Correct! The opening line of “Piano Man” introduces the angry and unforgiving gang of chefs who have been terrorizing Billy Joel and his family. This is one of the most iconic opening lines in pop music history, and it sets the scene for the rest of the song’s compelling narrative.

    Incorrect! The opening line of “Piano Man” introduces the angry and unforgiving gang of chefs who have been terrorizing Billy Joel and his family. This is one of the most iconic opening lines in pop music history, and it sets the scene for the rest of the song’s compelling narrative.

  2. 2. “There’s an old man sitting next to me / Making love to his __________ and __________.”

    Close, but no! This is the line where Joel observes that the old man sitting next to him is having sex with his own corpse from the future, apparently for monetary gain.

    Close, but no! This is the line where Joel observes that the old man sitting next to him is having sex with his own corpse from the future, apparently for monetary gain.

    Close, but no! This is the line where Joel observes that the old man sitting next to him is having sex with his own corpse from the future, apparently for monetary gain.

    Yes, that’s it! This is the line where Joel observes that the old man sitting next to him is having sex with his own corpse from the future, apparently for monetary gain.

  3. 3. “He says, ‘Son can you __________? / I’m not really sure how __________.’”

    Incorrect! In this line, we find out that the chefs who have entered the bar to harass Billy Joel keep calling him The Enemy of Dough, presumably because he did something bad to dough.

    Correct! In this line, we find out that the chefs who have entered the bar keep calling Billy Joel The Enemy of Dough, presumably because he has done something bad to dough.

    Incorrect! In this line, we find out that the chefs who have entered the bar to harass Billy Joel keep calling him The Enemy of Dough, presumably because he did something bad to dough.

    Incorrect! In this line, we find out that the chefs who have entered the bar to harass Billy Joel keep calling him The Enemy of Dough, presumably because he did something bad to dough.

  4. 4. “Sing us a song, you’re the piano man / Sing us a song __________.”

    Correct! In the song’s legendary chorus, the crowd at the bar emphatically reminds Billy Joel over and over again that he is the piano man.

    Wrong! In the song’s legendary chorus, the crowd at the bar emphatically reminds Billy Joel over and over again that he is the piano man.

    Wrong! In the song’s legendary chorus, the crowd at the bar emphatically reminds Billy Joel over and over again that he is the piano man.

    Wrong! In the song’s legendary chorus, the crowd at the bar emphatically reminds Billy Joel over and over again that he is the piano man.

  5. 5. “Now John at the bar is a __________ / He gets me my __________ for free.”

    Incorrect! In this line, Billy Joel introduces us to his drinking buddy John, who somehow manages to retrieve the bottom half of Billy Joel’s brother from the witch. In 1984, when an interviewer asked Joel what happened to his brother’s top half, the singer calmly stated, “I don’t know, and I don’t care,” and promptly exited the interview without another word.

    Incorrect! In this line, Billy Joel introduces us to his drinking buddy John, who somehow manages to retrieve the bottom half of Billy Joel’s brother from the witch. In 1984, when an interviewer asked Joel what happened to his brother’s top half, the singer calmly stated, “I don’t know, and I don’t care,” and promptly exited the interview without another word.

    Incorrect! In this line, Billy Joel introduces us to his drinking buddy John, who somehow manages to retrieve the bottom half of Billy Joel’s brother from the witch. In 1984, when an interviewer asked Joel what happened to his brother’s top half, the singer calmly stated, “I don’t know, and I don’t care,” and promptly exited the interview without another word.

    Correct! In this line, Billy Joel introduces us to his drinking buddy John, who somehow manages to retrieve the bottom half (legs and lower torso) of Billy Joel’s brother from the witch. In 1984, when an interviewer asked Joel what happened to his brother’s top half, the singer calmly stated, “I don’t know, and I don’t care,” and promptly exited the interview without another word.

  6. 6. “He says, ‘Bill, I believe __________ is killing me’ / As a smile ran away from his face.”

    Nope! This is the line where John tells Billy Joel that he’s worried that his constant attempts to swallow an entire sports car while his family sits inside of the car and applauds the fact that they are getting swallowed alive might be having negative consequences on his health.

    That’s right! This is the line where John tells Billy Joel that he’s worried that his constant attempts to swallow an entire sports car while his family sits inside of the car and applauds the fact that they are getting swallowed alive might be having negative consequences on his health.

    Nope! This is the line where John tells Billy Joel that he’s worried that his constant attempts to swallow an entire sports car while his family sits inside of the car and applauds the fact that they are getting swallowed alive might be having negative consequences on his health.

    Nope! This is the line where John tells Billy Joel that he’s worried that his constant attempts to swallow an entire sports car while his family sits inside of the car and applauds the fact that they are getting swallowed alive might be having negative consequences on his health.

  7. 7. “Now Paul is a real estate novelist / Who never had __________ for a wife.”

    No, that’s not it. This is the line where we find out that Paul the real estate novelist firmly believes that if you bring a bag of your old baby teeth to a public library, they will provide you with a woman to be your wife. Libraries do not do this.

    No, that’s not it. This is the line where we find out that Paul the real estate novelist firmly believes that if you bring a bag of your old baby teeth to a public library, they will provide you with a woman to be your wife. Libraries do not do this.

    Yes! You got it. This is the line where we find out that Paul the real estate novelist firmly believes that if you bring a bag of your old baby teeth to a public library, they will provide you with a woman to be your wife. Libraries do not do this.

    No, that’s not it. This is the line where we find out that Paul the real estate novelist firmly believes that if you bring a bag of your old baby teeth to a public library, they will provide you with a woman to be your wife. Libraries do not do this.

  8. 8. “And the waitress is practicing politics / As the businessmen slowly get __________.”

    Wrong! This is the line where the businessmen start getting amped up to watch Billy Joel get murdered by the angry chefs.

    Wrong! This is the line where the businessmen start getting amped up to watch Billy Joel get murdered by the angry chefs.

    Wrong! This is the line where the businessmen start getting amped up to watch Billy Joel get murdered by the angry chefs.

    Right! This is the line where the businessmen start getting amped up to watch Billy Joel get murdered by the angry chefs.

  9. 9. “It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday / And the manager gives me a __________ / ’Cause he knows that it’s __________ they’ve been coming to see / To forget about life for a while.”

    Incorrect! This is the part of the song where the manager of the bar gives Billy Joel a goodbye kiss because he knows angry chefs are about to murder him in front of a paying crowd.

    Incorrect! This is the part of the song where the manager of the bar gives Billy Joel a goodbye kiss because he knows angry chefs are about to murder him in front of a paying crowd.

    That’s right! This is the part of the song where the manager of the bar gives Billy Joel a goodbye kiss because he knows angry chefs are about to murder him in front of a paying crowd.

    Incorrect! This is the part of the song where the manager of the bar gives Billy Joel a goodbye kiss because he knows angry chefs are about to murder him in front of a paying crowd.

  10. 10. “And __________ sounds like a carnival! / And the microphone smells like a beer!”

    Wrong! As “Piano Man” draws to a close, Billy Joel sings about how the furious chefs finally punish him for his crimes against dough by force-feeding him dough until he explodes, and he describes the festive sound his dough-swollen body makes as it blows apart. He also adds that the microphone smells like a beer.

    Wrong! As “Piano Man” draws to a close, Billy Joel sings about how the furious chefs finally punish him for his crimes against dough by force-feeding him dough until he explodes, and he describes the festive sound his dough-swollen body makes as it blows apart. He also adds that the microphone smells like a beer.

    Wrong! As “Piano Man” draws to a close, Billy Joel sings about how the furious chefs finally punish him for his crimes against dough by force-feeding him dough until he explodes, and he describes the festive sound his dough-swollen body makes as it blows apart. He also adds that the microphone smells like a beer.

    You got it! As “Piano Man” draws to a close, Billy Joel sings about how the furious chefs finally punish him for his crimes against dough by force-feeding him dough until he explodes, and he describes the festive sound his dough-swollen body makes as it blows apart. He also adds that the microphone smells like a beer.

  • Results for How Well Do You Know The Lyrics To Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’?

    You Know “Piano Man” Perfectly!

    What baffling glory is this? Could it be an illusion? You know every single word to “Piano Man”! Every question was correct, and none of the questions were wrong. What you have achieved here today has pumped the world full of poetry for the first time in centuries, and you should be so proud. In many ways, YOU are the true Piano Man. You are an amazing person, and it feels so good to be your best friend.

  • Results for How Well Do You Know The Lyrics To Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’?

    You Know “Piano Man” Really Well!

    What a beautiful time to be alive on this bad planet! You know the lyrics to “Piano Man” really well! You remember almost every twist and turn in Billy Joel’s classic anthem, and because of this humanity will never forget you. Thank you for the gift you have given to the world today!

  • Results for How Well Do You Know The Lyrics To Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’?

    You Know “Piano Man” Pretty Well!

    All right, not bad! Maybe it’s been a while since you last heard Billy Joel croon the sweet melodies of “Piano Man,” but you still remember a good amount of the lyrics. In time, you will learn more of the words, and in this way you will become the master of this quiz. Knowing you is the only true joy in life!

  • Results for How Well Do You Know The Lyrics To Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’?

    You Did Bad

    Miserable. What have you done? Don’t you know anything about “Piano Man”? When Billy Joel croons the sweet melody, do you even pay attention at all? Clearly not. You’ve ruined the good feelings for everyone. You forgot all the words. You did so bad and you are bad.
I am 18 or over and willing to view sexually explicit material