Our Condolences, You Are A Widow

Our deepest sympathies for your loss. Unfortunately, you are a woman whose spouse is dead. You are a widow. You poor thing.

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

You are a widowER. Way to go! You are not a woman whose spouse has died, and no one can take that away from you!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

You are an unmarried woman! You have never been married to anyone, so it is literally impossible for you to be a widow! Good job!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

You are a man who has never been married! You could not be less of a widow! Way to go! This is wonderful news!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

You are either a woman whose spouse is still alive, or you were married and are now divorced but your ex is still alive! Either way, you are not a widow, and that’s all that matters.

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

Amazing! You are either a man whose spouse is still alive, or you were married and are now divorced but your ex is still alive! You aren’t a widow, though.

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

You’re a man who was married to a spouse who is now dead, but you got divorced before he or she died! That is not a widow! Phew!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

You’re a woman who was married to a spouse who is now dead, but you got divorced before he or she died! That is not a widow! Phew!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

Your answers don’t make sense together, so you either lied or misunderstood the questions. But, as a man, it is impossible for you to be a widow. Way to go!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

Your answers don’t make sense together, so you either lied or misunderstood the questions. But, as a man, it is impossible for you to be a widow. Way to go!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

Your answers don’t make sense together, so you either lied or misunderstood the questions. But, as a man, it is impossible for you to be a widow. Way to go!

Congratulations, You Are Not A Widow!

Your answers don’t make sense together, so you either lied or misunderstood the questions. But, as a man, it is impossible for you to be a widow. Way to go!

You Might Be A Widow!

Uh-oh! Your answers don’t make sense together, but you said you are female, so you might be a widow. Take the quiz again to be sure!

You Might Be A Widow!

Uh-oh! Your answers don’t make sense together, but you said you are female, so you might be a widow. Take the quiz again to be sure!

You Might Be A Widow!

Uh-oh! Your answers don’t make sense together, but you said you are female, so you might be a widow. Take the quiz again to be sure!

You Might Be A Widow!

Uh-oh! Your answers don’t make sense together, but you said you are female, so you might be a widow. Take the quiz again to be sure!

You Might Be A Widow!

Uh-oh! Your answers don’t make sense together, but you said you are female, so you might be a widow. Take the quiz again to be sure!