Awful

Ouch. You and your friends barely use any slang terms for the police. When you and your friends are being chased and apprehended by police officers, you just say, “The police are an amazing group of guys,” instead of fun things like, “Here come the Doop-Doops, valiant protectors of all men and beasts!” Try learning more slang terms for police and take this quiz again.

Not Bad!

You’re not the worst at using slang terms for police officers; at least we can give you that. When you and your buddies are out and a group of police officers comes by and tells you to stop loitering, you might say something like, “Wow. Did you see those Jailmongers talk to me? Big fan!” but you’d probably never be heard referring to the police as Buttoned Safe Men or the Grim Uncles. Learn more slang and try this quiz again!

Pretty Good!

Hey! You did pretty great. You and your pals use tons of amazing slang terms for the police! You’re often heard walking around saying things like, “Thank God society is being protected by the Brothers Inspecto!” and “I’d commit some acts of mischief, but the Velvet Gentlemen might stop me! Good for them!” Show off your results to your friends!

Incredible!

You’re amazing. You use just about every single slang term for police officers there is. You spend all day standing on street corners waiting for police cars to drive by so you can shout, “Look out, troublemakers, the Punishment Riders are out and looking for turmoil!” and “Watch out, felons, because the Arrestingtons are in their car and looking amazing!” Show off your results to your friends.