Are You Down With Milk??

1. Is milk, straight up, the goodness?

Yes, milk is the madness we call the goodness.

No, milk is the 10-foot badness.

Yes, milk is on the front page of tomorrow’s newspaper every day in my town.

There is a door in my soul marked “milk” and that is where the milk goes.
2. What is your bomb-ass custom milk license plate?

I M MILK

MILKYTOM

FUK H2O

¡¿MILK?!
3. Take a moment and tell us: How bad you got milk on the mind?

Milk is bumpin’ all up in my mindmeat.

The milk is screamin’ my name, hoss.

They mailed my mind milk and the brain boss accepted the charges.

M.I.L.K.
4. All right! But are you a Man-Sized Milk Machine?

Milk Machine reporting for duty.

The machine is milk and I am the program.

I’m a machine for milk. I am a milk clown.

I broke the machine with my milking.
5. For real, no fooling: If milk were erased from existence, would you act out?

I would set fire to everything and call everyone a Swamp From Hell.

I would tell cows to get it together and kill some ducks.

If there were no milk, I would wreck the water machine. I would kill that machine with my hands.

I would try to milk the president and pout when I couldn’t, man!
6. Seriously, though: Can you hang with skim, little friend?

Skim is tall enough to ride.

I go to Milkitary School and Skim is my Milk Sergeant.

Skim is the nasty cousin of my homeboy, milk.

I ride with skim on a thing called Awesome Tuesdays.
7. How many milk blasts do you do every day? Be real with us now.

A Hundred Milk Blasts

A Thousand Milk Blasts

I blast out a Milker’s Dozen Milk Blasts on the regular!

Two Milk Blasts and 14 Dairy Dips
8. Could you handle a whole cow of steamin’ hot milk?

Pass me that hot cow or I will be insane forever.

Two cows is what you’ll get or no cows at all, you runt!

I would burn everything with that hot milk, my milk commander.

I scream out blood if milk isn’t in a whole steamin’ hot milk cow.

Results for Are You Down With Milk??

The Miracle Here Is That You Are SO Down With Milk
You hate water and roll deep with milk machines all the time. Nonmilk gets outta the way and milk jumps down your tubes. No one can stop you from skimming the foam and chugging the skim. Congrats.

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Tell Milkboys To Watch Out! You Are Extremely Down With Milk, Sweet Pal
You are the most down with milk of any milk maniac you know, for certain! You drink as much milk as the Great Wall of China, if the Great Wall of China were capable of drinking milk. Everyone calls you the captain of milk and looks at you and knows you are down.

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Alert Everyone This Week That You Are On Board For Being Down With Milk FOREVER
You are wet with milk in every single way. If people take your milk, it’s tantrums ahoy forever. Way to flaunt the M-stuff, my guy!

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The Miracle Here Is That You Are SO Down With Milk

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Tell Milkboys To Watch Out! You Are Extremely Down With Milk, Sweet Pal

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Alert Everyone This Week That You Are On Board For Being Down With Milk FOREVER

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