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1. Which of these football thinkpieces have you read?

“The Call On The Field Stands: Injustice”

“The Brains That Were Too Bloated To Fit In The Helmets”

“Gordian Ethical Quandary In The Backfield”

“The Plight Of The Pylons”

“Strong Safety, Weak-Ass Brain”

“There Is No Room In The NFL For Refs Who Use Harmonicas Instead Of Whistles”

“Fourth And Dead”

“Illegal Formation: How The League Fumbled Our Trust And Lost Major Yardage In Credibility”

“Skull-Fucked In The Red Zone”

“Why Our Children Should Not Play Football In The NFL”

“The Lombardi Trophy Should Have Realistic Human Lips For When Players Kiss It”

“Unnecessary Roughness: Why, Despite Everything, Ray Rice Knocking Out His Wife Was Actually A Bad Thing”

“The Blurry Shapes They Called Brothers”

“‘That Smarts!’: The Disturbing Rise Of Bonked Noggins In The NFL”

“Out Of Bounds: The Place You Shouldn’t Take The Ball”

“The Case For Giving NFL Players The Right To Vote”

“The Men Who Drooled Constantly”

“Running Out The Clock On Player Safety”

“Two-Minute Warning On Player Safety”

“Intentional Grounding On Player Safety”

“Brain Punt: How The NFL Outkicked The Coverage On Player Safety”

“I Would Never Let My Son Play Football Unless He Asked”

“Are College Football Players Getting The Head Trauma They Need To Be Ready For The NFL?”

“Unsportsmanlike Conduct: Why Wearing Cleats Indoors Is The Worst Thing An NFL Player Could Ever Do”

“Should We Really Be Trusting People With Brain Damage To Tell Us What’s Good For Them?”

“Goofed-Up On The Gridiron”

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You haven’t read many football thinkpieces
Either you’re suffering concussion-related memory loss or you just don’t make an effort to stay up on the latest football thinkpieces. Get your head in the game, kid!

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You have read a decent amount of football thinkpieces
Well, looks like you’re at least trying. But if you really cared about the ethics and repercussions of the game of football in modern society, you’d really be reading more.

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You’re a football-thinkpiece-reading All-Pro!
Wow. You’ve read all the words you need to read in order to have authoritative, unimpeachable opinions about the great game of football. A veritable TOUCHDOWN of knowledge! You should get a job writing for Grantland or Outside The Lines. Bravo.

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