Are You A Flotsam Freak Or A Jetsam Junkie?

1. When you see floating cargo that looks purposefully cast overboard to lighten a ship’s load during nautical distress, what do you do?

Excitedly yelp and clap your hands in delight

Seethe with rage

Leap overboard to be one with the cargo

Shake your head in disapproval
2. When you spot floating debris from the wreckage of a ship, what do you do?

Screech joyfully and wave your hands in anticipation

Howl curses at the ocean

Leap overboard to be one with the wreckage

Cover your eyes with kelp
3. What briny keepsake fills your houseboat?

Discarded bottles, worn smooth by the ceaseless waves

Rusty hull metal, crusted with decades of barnacles

Frayed ropes, wearing a shroud of seaweed

Splintered crates, marked with their port of origin
4. Where do you wade?

In the tidal shallows where the currents deposit their bounty

Among the foam-soaked rocks that have claimed many a ship

Over the sandbar where the shifting floor conceals its treasures

Beneath the pier where the brackish water swirls with a stew of debris
5. What’s the first thing you do after boarding a vessel?

Securely strap down all cargo so it is not swept overboard during storms

Unstrap all cargo so it can be quickly thrown overboard during storms

Hurl all cargo overboard while convulsing with ecstasy

Steer the ship directly into a sandbar so the shifting floor may claim your treasures
6. Pick the photo that gets your heart racing:
7. What is your dream celebrity encounter?

Getting Meryl Streep’s autograph and gifting her the wooden mermaid you pried off a scuttled ship’s prow

Taking a photo with Patrick Stewart and gifting him the weathered compass you recovered on a free dive off the coast of Antigua

Shaking Glenn Close’s hand when she hauls you out of the water after you were abandoned at sea

You and John Lithgow are stranded on an island together after your ship strikes the foam-soaked rocks
8. What do you have tattooed across your chest?

A “J” formed from entwined seahorses

An “F” made of knotted squid tentacles

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You’re on Team Flotsam
Nothing ignites the fires of your soul like glimpsing the remains of wrecked ships through your telescope. When you’re fishing it out of the water with nets, you just can’t get enough of that sweet flotsam. Some doubters might insist jetsam is better, but they’re just jealous. Good for you!

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You’re on Team Jetsam
When it comes to cargo deliberately thrown overboard to lighten a ship’s load in times of distress, nobody is a bigger jetsam-head than you. Not only do you scour the coastline for every scrap of abandoned freight, but you make it look good. Although some people insist that flotsam is better, you know that haters gonna hate. Rock on!

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You’re on Team Flotsam

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