Mandarin Gourmet

Okay, let’s just do Mandarin Gourmet. If everyone is fine with everything, then no one should be opposed to Mandarin Gourmet. Right? We’ve all been there before, it’s fast, it’s easy, and we all like it. We’re doing Mandarin Gourmet. Fine? Fine. We’re leaving. Now.

Willow Street?

You’re saying it seems like I want Willow Street? No, wait, don’t put that on me. I did not say that. Not that it would be bad; you know how much I like Willow Street. Would anyone not want to go to Willow Street? No one? Okay, speak now or forever hold your peace. Going once, going twice? Last chance…? Willow Street it is.

Either Mandarin Gourmet or Café Brazil or Willow Street or Ike’s?

You know what? Screw it. If we all order from different places and then eat in the kitchen, that could work. Or we could agree to do Café Brazil today, Willow Street tomorrow, Mandarin Gourmet the next day, and Ike’s the day after that? Not necessarily in that order, but that’s a separate question. Or wait, didn’t someone have a coupon for somewhere?

Ike's

Okay, OKAY. It’s just lunch, for God’s sake. You cool with Ike’s? Look at me: It doesn’t matter what other people want right now, let’s just get some food in you. Why don’t you have this tangerine while I call ahead? It’s literally a two-minute walk, and it’s gonna be empty by now, so it’ll be fast. I promise.