1. 1. In what shape is your birthmark?

    We wouldn’t believe it unless we saw it with our own eyes! Just as the legends say: “Twain lamb men writ crimson on skin shall tear apart the snake of despair also writ on the same skin.”

    Nay, the legends say: “Twain lamb men writ crimson on skin shall tear apart the snake of despair also writ on the same skin.”

    Nay, the legends say: “Twain lamb men writ crimson on skin shall tear apart the snake of despair also writ on the same skin.”

    Nay, the legends say: “Twain lamb men writ crimson on skin shall tear apart the snake of despair also writ on the same skin.”

  2. 2. Where did your adoptive parents find you?

    No, no, no! It was foretold that a fisherman would catch a large cod and find two babies within. One infant would be the prophesied savior, and the other a normal baby.

    No, no, no! It was foretold that a fisherman would catch a large cod and find two babies within. One infant would be the prophesied savior, and the other a normal baby.

    Yes, it was foretold that a fisherman would catch a large cod and find two babies within. One infant would be the prophesied savior, and the other a normal baby.

    No, no, no! It was foretold that a fisherman would catch a large cod and find two babies within. One infant would be the prophesied savior, and the other a normal baby.

  3. 3. What did the Great Evil send to burn down your village and destroy all you hold dear?

    Alas. Many have suffered in these dark times.

    Alas. Many have suffered in these dark times.

    Alas. Many have suffered in these dark times.

    Alas, many have suffered in these dark times. Unfortunately, this is an ill omen, because the Anti-King, as wicked and cruel as it is, would not pursue the savior.

  4. 4. What sign was in the sky on your 13th birthday?

    Nay! The oracle foretold that there probably wouldn’t be any comets in the sky when the savior turned 13.

    Nay! The oracle foretold that there probably wouldn’t be any comets in the sky when the savior turned 13.

    Nay! The oracle foretold that there probably wouldn’t be any comets in the sky when the savior turned 13.

    By Jove! The oracle foretold that there probably wouldn’t be any comets in the sky when the savior turned 13.

  5. 5. Were you ever left miraculously unscathed?

    Curses! The ancient scrolls say that the chosen one will be bitten by wolves, but that they will be slightly immune to wolf bites and only suffer minor scathing.

    What a blessed day this is! The ancient scrolls say that the chosen one will be bitten by wolves, but that they will be slightly immune to wolf bites and only suffer minor scathing.

    Curses! The ancient scrolls say that the chosen one will be bitten by wolves, but that they will be slightly immune to wolf bites and only suffer minor scathing.

    Curses! The ancient scrolls say that the chosen one will be bitten by wolves, but that they will be slightly immune to wolf bites and only suffer minor scathing.

  6. 6. Have you ever dreamt of the raven-haired beauty that ruled alongside history’s greatest king as his beloved queen?

    Marvelous! If you dreamt of that, you would likely be history’s greatest king reborn, and that’s a completely different prophecy. In fact, the prophecy we’re talking about explicitly states that history’s greatest king will not be the savior.

    This is rather troubling. Our knowledge of dream divination tells us that you likely are history’s greatest king reborn, and that’s a completely different prophecy. In fact, the prophecy we’re talking about explicitly states that history’s greatest king will not be the savior.

  7. 7. The omens are still unclear. The truest test is for you to look into your heart and let it tell you whether you’re the savior or not. What do your feelings say?

    Good! As long as you’re not history’s greatest king reborn. Don’t get us wrong, we also await the day when the king reclaims his throne and ushers in a new golden age, but only the prophesied one can defeat the Great Evil.

    Good! As long as you’re not history’s greatest king reborn. Don’t get us wrong, we also await the day when the king reclaims his throne and ushers in a new golden age, but only the prophesied one can defeat the Great Evil.

    It was an honor, your majesty. We look forward to living under your benevolent rule after the savior arises and defeats the Great Evil.

    Good! As long as you’re not history’s greatest king reborn. Don’t get us wrong, we also await the day when the king reclaims his throne and ushers in a new golden age, but only the prophesied one can defeat the Great Evil.

  • Results for Are You The One The Prophecy Speaks Of?

    The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled!

    After all these years of darkness, the promised one has finally arrived to save us! Heed our words: An army without feet will conquer a city that is not a city. Go to the crossroads, where you will find three men: an ally, an enemy, and a deceiver who tells only truths. God be with you, blessed champion.

  • Results for Are You The One The Prophecy Speaks Of?

    You Are Not The One The Prophecy Speaks Of.

    Alas, you are not the promised savior! You are just an ordinary person or history’s greatest king. Now, all that is good and pure is doomed unless we can find the foretold champion. If you have any friends who can speak the language of eagles or were born beneath a pear tree flowering in winter, please send them our way for testing. Humanity's fate rests in the balance.
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