1. 1. How old are you?
  2. 2. How rich are you?
  3. 3. Have you ever done W-4?
  4. 4. Enter your alphanumeric ethnicity code:
  5. 5. If you selected “Yes” in step 3, select “9” below and proceed to step 9. If you selected “No” in step 3, select “3” and proceed to step 6.
  6. 6. Have you ever landed a 1040?
  7. 7. Which of these U.S. citizens do you claim as a dependent?
  8. 8. Are you currently or have you ever been addicted to W-4?
  9. 9. If you have already responded, skip this step. Otherwise, respond and proceed to step 6. If you have already completed steps 6 through 9, proceed to step 10.
  10. 10. Name a figure. Be bold. Your best, highest figure:
  11. 11. What do you want your future taxes to support?
  • Results for How Big Will Your Tax Refund Be?

    You’re looking at a tax refund of 12 cents!

    Nice! The algorithm says you’re in for a sweet refund of 12 cents, courtesy of the U.S.A. Share the good news with your friends and tell them what you plan on doing with the money!
  • Results for How Big Will Your Tax Refund Be?

    You’re looking at a tax refund of $39!

    Nice! The algorithm says you’re in for a sweet refund of 39 bucks, courtesy of the U.S.A. Share the good news with your friends and tell them what you plan on doing with the money!
  • Results for How Big Will Your Tax Refund Be?

    You’re looking at a tax refund of $1,040!

    Nice! The algorithm says this is the year you’re going to land a 1040 and rake in a sweet and nasty refund of 1,040 bucks! Share the good news with your friends and tell them what you plan on doing with the money!
  • Results for How Big Will Your Tax Refund Be?

    You’re looking at a tax refund of $100 million!

    Nice! The algorithm says you’re in for a sweet and nasty refund of 100 million bucks, courtesy of the U.S.A. Share the good news with your friends and tell them what you plan on doing with the money!
  • Results for How Big Will Your Tax Refund Be?

    You’re looking at 60 years of jail time!

    Uh-oh. The algorithm has spoken, and you’re looking at 60 years behind bars, courtesy of the U.S.A. Savor your freedom, because you’re headed for solitary. Share the bad news with your friends and tell them how sorry you are.

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