Is It A Date? | ClickHole

1. Where are the two of you currently?

Extremely expensive restaurant you need to book a month in advance

Burger joint with your mutual friends John, Casey, and Miranda

On the mound at PNC Park
2. What is the other person wearing?

A shirt with your face in a giant heart on it

An old sweatshirt from the high school you both attended

A St. Louis Cardinals jersey
3. What is the last thing they said to you?

“You. Me. Hot tub. Whistles. Roses. Cabbage. Sandstone. Wine. Chernobyl.”

“So, where do you guys wanna go after this, you know, as a group?”

“Play ball!”
4. How was the check settled?

You paid for both meals with a credit card that you registered under the name “It’s A. Date.”

You paid for your meal; they paid for theirs; Casey covered John and Miranda because they owed her for those Haim concert tickets the other week.

There don’t seem to be any waiters or checks in this baseball stadium.
5. When you said, “Let’s leave this place and just screw,” what was their reaction?

Casual unbuckling of their belt, spray of Binaca, and saying, “Um, check please!” in a high-pitched voice.

They said, “Hahaha, good one! So funny! John, you hear this? So, so funny!”

They said, “Just pitch the fucking ball, freak.”
6. Did you make plans to see each other again?

Yes—tomorrow morning, having sex while eating breakfast.

Yes—the five of us are going bowling next week. Chad might come too.

Yes—August 11 at Busch Stadium at 8:15.

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You are on a date!
Congratulations, you are currently on a date! Don’t mess this up now! Definitely don’t let this quiz get in your head, making you second-guess yourself on every little word now that you know you’re on a date and the stakes are higher. Just be the naturally warm, interesting person you normally are and forget that you are absolutely on a date, because who knows when you’ll go on another one if you blow this? Just something to think about.

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You are not on a date; you are just hanging out with friends
Whoa, cool! Friends are the best! Who needs a crummy date when you have friends?!

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You are not on a date; you are currently pitching for the Pittsburgh Pirates
Sorry Romeo, but you’re in Pittsburgh, PA in front of 38,500 fans waiting for you to throw the ball so the game can start. The umpire looks pretty mad!

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