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1. Check off all of the words of affirmation you use:

You are made of the finest carbon.

You are a hard worker, like Barack Obama.

You are open to new flavors of Pepsi.

You are difficult to push over, like some kind of mountain.

You are a pretty fast typer.

You are good at dribbling a basketball all the time.

You are the inspiration for all of Coldplay’s best songs.

You are melting, but imperceptibly.

You are a shining lighthouse with many stern keepers.

You are the pontoons on God’s seaplane.

You are the reflection. I am the real one.

You are a close personal friend of the moon and stars.

You are respected by little kids.

You are half of two people.

You are the snake reborn.

You are become the great serpent.

You are the Fork-Tongued King.

You are a hilarious banned commercial from France.

You are not responsible for this fire or any other fire.

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Awesome!
Amazing! You use an incredible number of words of affirmation. You often walk around the streets talking to yourself, saying things like, “You are a medium-majestic falcon,” or “You are built Ford tough,” or “You are Don Cheadle, star of the silver screen.”

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Not Bad!
Not bad. You use some words of affirmation, but you have a ways to go. You might sometimes say to yourself something like, “You win the contest of sex every time,” but you don’t do much else. Try some more and take this quiz again!

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Ouch!
Ouch! You barely use any words of affirmation at all. Try talking to yourself more and take this quiz again.

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