1. 1. What’s the name of this candy bar?

    Good job. Any moron could have spotted that one.

    Nope, dumbass, that’s a Milky Way. This is not off to a promising start.

    Nope, dumbass, that’s a Milky Way. This is not off to a promising start.

    Nope, dumbass, that’s a Milky Way. This is not off to a promising start.

  2. 2. You’ve probably eaten these before. If not, you’ve seen them on TV. Only a stupid person with a garbage brain doesn’t know what these are.

    No, they’re Reese’s Pieces. How can you be this stupid?

    No, they’re Reese’s Pieces. How can you be this stupid?

    Great. You’ve got two eyes and a brain, apparently.

    No, they’re Reese’s Pieces. How can you be this stupid?

  3. 3. This is just candy. Knowing what it looks like is basic information anyone with half an IQ point should have. There’s nothing special or impressive about getting these questions right.

    Hey everybody, check out the dope who doesn’t know what a Butterfinger is. They had Bart Simpson go on national TV to tell people what these look like, you know that, right?

    Whoopee. You were able to identify a Butterfinger. Your medal’s in the mail.

    Hey everybody, check out the dope who doesn’t know what a Butterfinger is. They had Bart Simpson go on national TV to tell people what these look like, you know that, right?

    Hey everybody, check out the dope who doesn’t know what a Butterfinger is. They had Bart Simpson go on national TV to tell people what these look like, you know that, right?

  4. 4. Here, we’ll make it super easy and show you what’s inside the bar. Does this help?

    That’s a Baby Ruth. Get that through your thick skull, you drooling troglodyte.

    That’s a Baby Ruth. Get that through your thick skull, you drooling troglodyte.

    That’s a Baby Ruth. Get that through your thick skull, you drooling troglodyte.

    We’d honestly be pretty concerned if you didn’t get this one right.

  5. 5. Hey champ, are you up for looking at a lollipop and saying what the lollipop is? That won’t overwhelm your precious little head, will it?

    Yeah, go ahead and pat yourself on the back for clicking the right button, dummy.

    It’s a Blow Pop. Toddlers know what a Blow Pop is. Do you understand why this looks so bad for you? Heck, do you understand anything?

    It’s a Blow Pop. Toddlers know what a Blow Pop is. Do you understand why this looks so bad for you? Heck, do you understand anything?

    It’s a Blow Pop. Toddlers know what a Blow Pop is. Do you understand why this looks so bad for you? Heck, do you understand anything?

  6. 6. Look, some quizzes are hard. It’s okay to miss questions on those. “Can You Match The President To Their Middle Name?”—now that would be a challenging quiz. This, on the other hand, is the candy quiz. There’s no excuse not to know these.

    Wow, this is a new low. Bit-O-Honey is an iconic American brand that’s been around since 1924. Only a gibbering imbecile like you wouldn’t know about them.

    Wow, this is a new low. Bit-O-Honey is an iconic American brand that’s been around since 1924. Only a gibbering imbecile like you wouldn’t know about them.

    Jesus. We can practically see you from here, sitting there with a dumb look on your face, satisfied that you identified a Bit-O-Honey. Pathetic.

    Wow, this is a new low. Bit-O-Honey is an iconic American brand that’s been around since 1924. Only a gibbering imbecile like you wouldn’t know about them.

  • Results for Can You Identify These Candies Or Are You An Idiot?

    You Know Your Candy!

    Congratulations, you’re not an idiot. Guess you must really enjoy candy. Good luck with that.

  • Results for Can You Identify These Candies Or Are You An Idiot?

    You Are An Idiot.

    You are a stupid waste of space who can’t identify candy. Unlike every functional human being, your pathetic brain is confounded by simple things like a cross-section of a Twix bar or a package of unwrapped Rolos. We hate you.
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