1. 1. In your friend group, you’re the...

    Don’t worry if you don’t know how the above answers correspond to the various characters in Mystic Pizza. This quiz is really for your parents. Folks who were in their 20s or 30s when the critically acclaimed romantic comedy hit theaters in 1988. They’ll definitely get it. So, if you could just bring this quiz to their attention, we’d really appreciate it. Thanks.

  2. 2. Describe your ideal romantic partner:

    Maybe you’ve never heard of Mystic Pizza. That’s fine. You’re not who we’re trying to reach with this quiz. Your parents are. They probably saw Mystic Pizza in theaters when they were young and have fond feelings about that time in their life. Maybe they even went and saw it together on their first date. Who knows? Point is, we’d like to capitalize on that nostalgia by having them take this quiz, but we’re going to need you to show it to them. Could you do that for us?

  3. 3. Pick a cocktail:

    The issue is that, even though your parents would probably be interested in taking a Mystic Pizza quiz, they’re unlikely to come across it on their own while they’re browsing the internet. They’re a little bit older. Maybe they aren’t really familiar with the idea of taking an online “Which Character Are You?” quiz. They’re going to need a bit of guidance. Just someone to hold their hand a little by showing them the quiz, explaining how it works, and helping them take it. That’s where you come in.

  4. 4. Favorite pizza topping?

    All you have to do is send them the link in an email. Or call them up and tell them where to find it. Maybe you can even take the quiz with them and use it as a way to connect to each other. Not that you have to, just saying it could be a good way to get it to your parents.

  5. 5. Pick a city:

    Because these nostalgia quizzes shouldn’t just be for young people. Your parents are probably nostalgic about a ton of stuff, Mystic Pizza almost certainly being one of them. It really resonated with that generation when it first came out. Pretty much launched Julia Roberts’ career. It’s also Matt Damon’s film debut. Small part, but he’s still in there. What we’re trying to say here is that not everything needs to be about you. There are plenty of people out there, older people like parents, who have different cultural touchstones, and Mystic Pizza happens to be one of them. So, do us a solid and show them this quiz. Because your age group isn’t the only viable audience on the internet.

  • Results for Do Us A Solid And Pass Along This ‘Which Character From Mystic Pizza Are You?’ Quiz To Your Parents, Okay?

    You’re Kat Arujo!

    This result might not mean anything to you, but its significance will be clear to your parents. So please, go ahead and send this Mystic Pizza quiz to your parents. We really think they’re going to enjoy it and share it with all their friends. Thanks.

  • Results for Do Us A Solid And Pass Along This ‘Which Character From Mystic Pizza Are You?’ Quiz To Your Parents, Okay?

    You’re Daisy Arujo!

    Wow! If your parents get this result, they’re going to feel connected to Mystic Pizza in an entirely new way. Awesome! Please make sure to pass it along to them so we can tap into an older market. Thanks.

  • Results for Do Us A Solid And Pass Along This ‘Which Character From Mystic Pizza Are You?’ Quiz To Your Parents, Okay?

    You’re Jojo Barbosa!

    Is this character from Mystic Pizza a perfect match for your parents? Or is the quiz way off? The only way to know is to get them to take this quiz. Please make sure it gets to them somehow. Thanks.
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