You are New Money

Your wealth comes from suing a hot dog restaurant for giving you a poisoned hot dog or owning the only shrimp boat to survive the big hurricane. You are spending your money on the funnest things you can imagine, like bright colors and moving objects.

You are Old Money

You understand restraint and class, and would never lower yourself to tacky things like eating with your hands or smiling. You will die in a beautiful bed surrounded by no one, just as your ancestors did. Excellent.