1. 1. Michael Bryant, Age 34

    Correct! In this photo, Michael is yawning.

    Sorry! That’s incorrect. In this photo, Michael is yawning.

  2. 2. Steve Cutler, Age 70

    Sorry, that’s wrong! Mr. Cutler is opening his mouth wide because he is preparing to swallow an approaching seagull. The seagull is making a beeline toward the open mouth. The mouth will swallow the seagull alive.

    Correct! Mr. Cutler is opening his mouth wide because he is preparing to swallow an approaching seagull. The seagull is making a beeline toward the open mouth. The mouth will swallow the seagull alive.

  3. 3. Rebecca Honig, Age 34

    Correct! Rebecca only got three hours of sleep the night before this picture was taken, and here she is yawning up a storm.

    Incorrect! Rebecca only got three hours of sleep the night before this picture was taken, and here she is yawning up a storm.

  4. 4. Sarah Houseman, Age 15

    Nope, sorry! In this photograph, Sarah is getting ready to swallow a vulture that is presently flying right at her. The vulture is prepared for this. He is flying as fast as he can. He simply cannot wait.

    That’s right! In this photograph, Sarah is getting ready to swallow a vulture that is presently flying right at her. The vulture is prepared for this. He is flying as fast as he can. He simply cannot wait.


  5. 5. Alexander Boyd, Age 29

    Wrong! Mr. Boyd is opening wide because he is gearing up to inhale a majestic osprey, which is currently soaring gracefully toward his cavernous mouth. The osprey is more than 70 miles away from Mr. Boyd’s cavernous mouth, so it will be hours before the bird finally arrives and flies straight down his throat. Mr. Boyd will keep his mouth open until the bird arrives. He will wait dutifully.

    That’s right! Mr. Boyd is opening wide because he is gearing up to inhale a majestic osprey, which is currently soaring gracefully toward his cavernous mouth. Presently, the osprey is more than 70 miles away from Mr. Boyd’s cavernous mouth, so it will be hours before the bird finally arrives and flies straight down his throat. Mr. Boyd will keep his mouth open until that time. He will wait dutifully.

  6. 6. Katherine Pennington, Age 2

    That’s correct! This tired infant is having a yawn of it.

    Nope, sorry! The truth is that this tired infant is having a yawn of it.

  7. 7. Alana Epstein, Age 41

    Wrong! Ms. Epstein is making the necessary preparations, mouth-wise, to ingest a Japanese crane (Grus japonensis). The Japanese crane is an exquisitely beautiful, very large bird, but it is highly endangered. There are currently fewer than 3,000 Japanese cranes on the entire planet, and Alana Epstein is about to slurp one of them right out of the sky. Truly, she is a monster.

    Correct! Ms. Epstein is making the necessary preparations, mouth-wise, to ingest a Japanese crane (Grus japonensis). The Japanese crane is an exquisitely beautiful, very large bird, but it is highly endangered. There are currently fewer than 3,000 Japanese cranes on the entire planet, and Alana Epstein is about to slurp one of them right out of the sky. Truly, she is a monster.

  • Results for Can You Tell Which Of These People Are Yawning And Which Of Them Are Getting Ready To Swallow A Giant Bird?

    Terrible

    Oh, wow! You’re very bad at telling the difference between who is yawning and who is getting ready to swallow a giant bird. Better study up for next time!

  • Results for Can You Tell Which Of These People Are Yawning And Which Of Them Are Getting Ready To Swallow A Giant Bird?

    Just Okay

    Not super good! Only every now and then can you distinguish between who is getting their mouth wide open because they’re yawning, and who is getting their mouth wide open because a large bird is flying toward their face and they’re doing what they have to in order to make sure the bird in question goes right down their throat. You’re not the worst at making these distinctions, but you could certainly stand to improve.

  • Results for Can You Tell Which Of These People Are Yawning And Which Of Them Are Getting Ready To Swallow A Giant Bird?

    Pretty Good

    All right! You definitely have a pretty good sense of when people are yawning and when they are getting ready to swallow a really big bird. This is a wonderful skill to have, and life is going to be very easy for you!

  • Results for Can You Tell Which Of These People Are Yawning And Which Of Them Are Getting Ready To Swallow A Giant Bird?

    Perfect!

    Amazing! You completely aced this quiz. When the people around you need to figure out if someone is yawning or just getting ready to swallow a really big bird that’s flying at their face, you’re the first person they go to for help. You’re a master at making these important distinctions. You should be endlessly proud of your achievements!
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