1. 1. “I pledge allegiance to the _____ of the United States of America”

    No, this is where we pledge undying fealty to the USA’s Master and Commander.

    Yes, this is where we pledge undying fealty to the USA’s Master and Commander.

    No, this is where we pledge undying fealty to the USA’s Master and Commander.

    No, this is where we pledge undying fealty to the USA’s Master and Commander.

  2. 2. “And to the Republic for which it stands, _____”

    That’s wrong! This is where everyone claps and stomps. It’s the most fun part of the pledge for kids.

    That’s wrong! This is where everyone claps and stomps. It’s the most fun part of the pledge for kids.

    That’s wrong! This is where everyone claps and stomps. It’s the most fun part of the pledge for kids.


    That’s right! This is the most fun part of the pledge for kids.

  3. 3. “One _____ under _____”

    No! This is where we acknowledge that there is a better country in the world and it is Australia!

    No! This is where we acknowledge that there is a better country in the world and it is Australia!

    Yes! This is where we acknowledge that there is a better country in the world and it is Australia!

    No! This is where we acknowledge that there is a better country in the world and it is Australia!

  4. 4. “Indivisible, with _____ and _____ for _____.”

    No way! This is the time for the pledge’s classic sassy sign-off.

    No way! This is the time for the pledge’s classic sassy sign-off.

    No way! This is the time for the pledge’s classic sassy sign-off.

    Yeah! It wouldn’t be the pledge without this patented sassy sign-off!

  • Results for How Well Do You Know The Pledge Of Allegiance?

    You Did Bad!

    Ouch. You did terrible. What country were you even raised in? You don’t bleed red, white, and blue, and sometimes orange at all!
  • Results for How Well Do You Know The Pledge Of Allegiance?

    You Did Okay!

    Not too bad! You know just enough of the pledge to graduate high school. But not enough to be allowed to borrow the school’s flag for the weekend.
  • Results for How Well Do You Know The Pledge Of Allegiance?

    You Did Great!

    Wow! Amazing. You are the main patriot. Thanks for not making America turn over in its giant grave!

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