1. 1. How many dogs died in Vancouver today?

    Sorry, but this question is meant to test your ability to reason out an open-ended query using informed guesses. And also whether you loathe the vile, stupid canine species.


    Sorry, but this question is meant to test your ability to reason out an open-ended query using informed guesses. And also whether you loathe the vile, stupid canine species.


    Yes. This question is meant to test your ability to reason out an open-ended query using informed guesses. And also whether you loathe the vile, stupid canine species.

    No.

  2. 2. In three words, describe the moon to an 8-year-old boy:

    Yes! This question tests your ability to creatively boil down mysterious, beautiful concepts like the moon and explain them simply to the Sons of Google.

    This question tests your ability to creatively boil down mysterious, beautiful concepts like the moon and explain them simply to the Sons of Google. You do not do that real good.

    This question tests your ability to creatively boil down mysterious, beautiful concepts like the moon and explain them simply to the Sons of Google. You do not do that real good.

    This question tests your ability to creatively boil down mysterious, beautiful concepts like the moon and explain them simply to the Sons of Google. You do not do that real good.

  3. 3. A woman approaches you with an offer: She will give you five dollars if you can guess her birthday. She is five and a half feet tall and is wearing a green dress. The boy she has with her is not breathing. A man who looks like her is walking briskly toward you. What do you do?

    Nope! This question is to see if you know what Google is and what it is for.

    Nope! This question is to see if you know what Google is and what it is for.

    Nope! This question is to see if you know what Google is and what it is for.

    Yes! This question is to see if you know what Google is and what it is for.

  4. 4. Pretend you are on the moon and then answer the following question: “How big is our Google?”

    No! This is not how you would talk on the moon! Bad creativity. Bad outside-the-box problem-solving!

    No! This is not how you would talk on the moon! Bad creativity. Bad outside-the-box problem-solving!

    No! This is not how you would talk on the moon! Bad creativity. Bad outside-the-box problem-solving!

    This is how you would talk on the moon! Good creativity. Good outside-the-box problem-solving!

  5. 5. Describe the perfect Saturday:

    Not perfect Saturday.

    Not perfect Saturday.

    Perfect Saturday!

    Not perfect Saturday.

  6. 6. Okay, this one is just so fun. You are a tiny man on a tiny horse and you have to fight three ants. Your sword is a blade of grass, and the ants are wearing tiny army helmets. How would you fight the ants?

    This is creative. Other companies would not ask you this.

    Yep. We’re all a little bit crazy here! But you need to be to change the world.

    Yep. We’re all a little bit crazy here! But you need to be to change the world.

    Yep. We’re all a little bit crazy here! But you need to be to change the world.

    Yep. We’re all a little bit crazy here! But you need to be to change the world.

  7. 7. The Hawk flies over a desert...

    Response Confirmed: You are a Son of Google.

    Incorrect Response: Not a Son of Google.

    Incorrect Response: Not a Son of Google.

    Incorrect Response: Not a Son of Google.

  • Results for Are You Smart Enough To Work For Google?

    Not Google Material

    Your mind is not special or creative. You cannot work at Google. It is not the place for you.

  • Results for Are You Smart Enough To Work For Google?

    Googtern

    You landed a ’ternship at the Goog. Your brain is not very unique, but it is sort of unique.

  • Results for Are You Smart Enough To Work For Google?

    Welcome To The Job

    You have the wonderful mind Google needs to write the codes and control the moon. Welcome to the show!

  • Results for Are You Smart Enough To Work For Google?

    Perfect Goog

    You are a perfect mind. You are a Son of Google. You are what Google has been looking for. Your home in the moon is waiting. You will become Goog.
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