1. 1. “A man owns few things in his life. His meals. His women. His strength and the depth of his will to use it.”

    Nope! It was actually not Ernest Hemingway or Ron Swanson, but someone else who said this.

    Nope! It was actually not Ron Swanson or Ernest Hemingway, but someone else who said this.

    That’s right! Someone else said this.

  2. 2. “I woke up and had a whiskey and I walked in the woods. It was the perfect Christmas.”

    Nope! Sorry, this was said by one of the billions of people/fictional characters who aren’t Ron Swanson or Ernest Hemingway.

    Nope! Sorry, this was said by one of the billions of people/fictional characters who aren’t Ron Swanson or Ernest Hemingway.

    Yup! One of the billions of people/fictional characters who aren’t Ernest Hemingway or Ron Swanson said this.

  3. 3. “The only computer I want is a classic truck.”

    Nope! This quote about trucks actually came from someone else!

    Nope! This quote about trucks actually came from someone else!

    You got it! It was someone else who was talking about classic trucks.

  4. 4. “I’ll have a hamburger, please.”

    Not Ron and not Ernest! It was a different person.

    Not Ron and not Ernest! It was a different person.

    You got it! It was a different person.

  5. 5. “我喜欢吃肉.”

    Too bad! Ernest Hemingway did not say this. Neither did Ron Swanson. But someone did!

    Too bad! Ron Swanson did not say this. Neither did Ernest Hemingway. But someone did!

    You nailed it! Ron Swanson did not say this. Neither did Ernest Hemingway. But someone did!

  6. 6. “No.”

    Nope! Ernest Hemingway might have said this at some point in his life, but in the instance we are referring to, it was someone else who said “No.”

    Nope! Ron Swanson might have said this at some point in “Parks And Recreation,” but in the instance we are referring to, it was someone else who said “No.”

    Well done! In the instance we are referring to, it was someone else who said “No.”

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    You’re a Real Man’s Man!

    You know the sayings of Hemingway and Swanson and everyone else by heart. Go out and kill some animals!

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    You’re a Decent Dude!

    Sure, you’re a Parks fan, you’ve read a couple Hemingway books, and you know some of the things that some other people have said, but you aren’t the master of manly quotes.

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    You’re an Embarrassing Wimp!

    Ron and Hemingway and everyone else in the world would be ashamed of you. Get out of my sight, and go eat a salad!
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