1. 1. Why did the Pilgrims leave Europe for the New World?

    Wrong! The Pilgrims woke up on the Mayflower when it was already halfway across the Atlantic. They had no memory of how they got there, or who put them in those Pilgrim clothes.

    Wrong! The Pilgrims woke up on the Mayflower when it was already halfway across the Atlantic. They had no memory of how they got there, or who put them in those Pilgrim clothes.

    Correct! The Pilgrims woke up on the Mayflower when it was already halfway across the Atlantic. They had no memory of how they got there, or who put them in those Pilgrim clothes.

    Wrong! The Pilgrims woke up on the Mayflower when it was already halfway across the Atlantic. They had no memory of how they got there, or who put them in those Pilgrim clothes.

  2. 2. Who built Plymouth Rock and with what?

    Wrong! Many people think Columbus built Plymouth Rock with bricks, but in the 11th century, Vikings led by Leif Erikson actually visited America and constructed Plymouth Rock with their own helmets hundreds of years before Columbus’ arrival!

    Wrong! Plymouth Rock was actually constructed by Vikings, led by Leif Erikson, who built the rock entirely of their own helmets.

    Correct! Many people think Columbus built Plymouth Rock with bricks, but in the 11th century, Vikings led by Leif Erikson actually visited America and constructed Plymouth Rock with their own helmets hundreds of years before Columbus’ arrival!

    Wrong! Plymouth Rock was actually constructed by Vikings, led by Leif Erikson, who built the rock entirely of their own helmets.

  3. 3. Which Pilgrim ruined all the food and put the colony at grave risk of starvation?

    Correct! Erin was the idiot who left all the food out.

    Nope! Erin was the idiot who left the food out.

    Nope! Erin was the idiot who left the food out.

    Nope! Erin was the idiot who left the food out.

  4. 4. How were the Native Americans summoned?

    Wrong! The Native Americans were summoned by rubbing the seemingly ordinary brass gravy boat found buried under the sacred tree, teaching the Pilgrims not to judge something by its appearance, for wonder can be found anywhere.

    Correct! The Native Americans were summoned by rubbing the seemingly ordinary brass gravy boat found buried under the sacred tree, teaching the Pilgrims not to judge something by its appearance, for wonder can be found anywhere.

    Wrong! The Native Americans were summoned by rubbing the seemingly ordinary brass gravy boat found buried under the sacred tree, teaching the Pilgrims not to judge something by its appearance, for wonder can be found anywhere.

    Wrong! The Native Americans were summoned by rubbing the seemingly ordinary brass gravy boat found buried under the sacred tree, teaching the Pilgrims not to judge something by its appearance, for wonder can be found anywhere.

  5. 5. What did the Native Americans bring to the Thanksgiving Feast?

    Wrong, it was all of the above! The Native Americans brought the food, napkins, and sodas. The only things the Pilgrims contributed were the disposable plates and utensils.

    Wrong, it was all of the above! The Native Americans brought all the food, napkins, and sodas. The only things the Pilgrims contributed were the disposable plates and utensils.

    Wrong, it was all of the above! The Native Americans brought all the food, napkins, and sodas. The only things the Pilgrims contributed were the disposable plates and utensils.

    That’s right! The Native Americans brought all the food, napkins, and sodas. The only things the Pilgrims contributed were the disposable plates and utensils.

  6. 6. How thankful were the Pilgrims?

    Correct! The pilgrims were pretty thankful. Definitely thankful enough without overdoing it.

    Wrong! The pilgrims were pretty thankful. Definitely thankful enough without overdoing it.

    Wrong! The pilgrims were pretty thankful. Definitely thankful enough without overdoing it.

    Wrong! The pilgrims were pretty thankful. Definitely thankful enough without overdoing it.

  7. 7. Why do we eat turkey during Thanksgiving?

    Wrong! Telling families to eat a whole turkey was a brilliant ad campaign thought up by a copywriter at Doyle Dane Bernbach in 1957. “No turkey, no thanks” is held up as one of the finest slogans ever produced by Madison Avenue.

    Wrong! Telling families to eat a whole turkey was a brilliant ad campaign thought up by a copywriter at Doyle Dane Bernbach in 1957. “No turkey, no thanks” is held up as one of the finest slogans ever produced by Madison Avenue.

    That’s right! Telling families to eat a whole turkey was a brilliant ad campaign thought up by a copywriter at Doyle Dane Bernbach in 1957. “No turkey, no thanks” is held up as one of the finest slogans ever produced by Madison Avenue.

    Wrong! Telling families to eat a whole turkey was a brilliant ad campaign thought up by a copywriter at Doyle Dane Bernbach in 1957. “No turkey, no thanks” is held up as one of the finest slogans ever produced by Madison Avenue.

  8. 8. When will the Pilgrims return?

    The Pilgrims will always return in times of great need to help America. Often this happens when we are least thankful, so they can guide us back to thankfulness.

    Wrong! The pilgrims will always return in times of great need to help America. Often this happens when we are least thankful, so they can guide us back to thankfulness.

    Wrong! The pilgrims will always return in times of great need to help America. Often this happens when we are least thankful, so they can guide us back to thankfulness.

    Wrong! The pilgrims will always return in times of great need to help America. Often this happens when we are least thankful, so they can guide us back to thankfulness.

  9. 9. What was the original name of Thanksgiving?

    Wrong! The Pilgrims and Native Americans called it Food Christmas, which is still the holiday’s official name.

    Wrong! The Pilgrims and Native Americans called it Food Christmas, which is still the holiday’s official name.

    Correct! The Pilgrims and Native Americans called it Food Christmas, which is still the holiday’s official name.

    Wrong! The Pilgrims and Native Americans called it Food Christmas, which is still the holiday’s official name.

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