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1. When the Mario visits your place of work, what is your response?

Reverent murmuring

Frantic genuflection

Reckless prostration

Running and whispering
2. And tell us what color is that lovely Super Mario when he visits you?

The color of fun

The color of desire

The color of my superb past

The color of the splendid end
3. Against what do you unaccountably seethe with fury?

The Bullet Brigade

The Gnashing Dog Sphere

Lemon Man

Super Mario’s Bad Self
4. When the wonderful Super Mario appears in your food, what do you do?

Eat the food

Touch and lick the food, but do not eat it

Touch the food, but do not lick it

Pretend to lick the food, but do not touch, lick, or eat it
5. The Cake Mother
She is...

My friend

My God

My sustenance

Me
6. Does the beautiful Super Mario have a suitable rival?

Yes, unfortunately

No, fortunately

No, unfortunately

Yes, fortunately
7. What is your sacrifice?

I smash my head against the brick for money

I get paid in cash to break my skull on the brick

My eyes fill with my own blood as cash pours from the brick

I remove my limb to feed the Super Mario
8. When you see the Super Mario waving to you on the side of the interstate, do you bow to it immediately, even if you are driving?

Yes

No

My lust for the Mario impairs my ability to answer honestly
9. Where do the pipes go?

To the other place

To all other places

To the same place

To all the same places

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You are a galactic flood of love for the eternal Super Mario!
Oh, boundless! Oh, mighty! Your head spills torrential passion for the Super Mario. When you see the Wondrous Mario, you are perfect-infinite, child of the Star Egg. They pay you to head-bash the brick until you bleed, and you give all the cash to the Super Mario.

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You are a monolith of love for the Super Mario!
The Mario is the vector and you are a dream forever enclosed! You hunch beneath Super Mario’s sprawling face and jump for miles when you see his Metal Self. He is the delirious 1-UP priest and all-consuming champion. You lustily throw coins at him every second of every minute of every era.

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You are fond of Mario.
You like the Super Mario. You remember him but you are not pious. You are not transfigured. An expression of concern darkens the Super Mario’s gigantic face. It whispers your name into the wind as it clenches its fist.

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