You will be Grumpy Cat!

Cool! By completing this quiz, you have legally agreed to participate in experimental surgery to give your body the exact same physical appearance as the internet's poutiest celebrity, Grumpy Cat! According to the way you answered these questions, you and Grumpy Cat have a lot in common, and so you must become as she is! Sometime in the night at a date yet to be decided, you will undergo extensive reconstructive surgery to assume the form of Grumpy Cat. Many of your bones will need to be broken and reset in order to give you the small, feline appearance of Grumpy Cat. Your jaw will be paralyzed in a permanent grimace to give you the same eternal scowl that made Grumpy Cat famous! This is very exciting for you! Congratulations!

You will be Lil Bub!

Awwww!!! This is so great! You’re going to be internet sensation and perma-kitten Lil Bub! By completing this quiz, you have legally agreed to undergo a series of transformative surgeries to look exactly like this famous tongue-wielding feline! At some undisclosed point in the future, a highly trained team of surgeons will transform your body so that it resembles the sweetest-looking cat around! The surgery to give you the same tiny, adorable appearance as this Lil Bub will be a long and extremely invasive process, but at the end of the ordeal, you will be the same size and shape as Lil Bub! Once the prosthetic fur is grafted onto your skin, it will be almost impossible to tell you apart from the cutest cat on the internet! This is such a happy day for you!

You will be Princess Monster Truck!

This is so great! You’re going to be Princess Monster Truck! By completing this quiz, you have legally agreed to undergo a series of transformative surgeries to look exactly like this famous feline! Her trademarked underbite is difficult for surgeons to replicate, but highly trained professionals will be able to reset your jaw with the utmost precision. Nobody will be able to tell you two apart! The process to transform your boring human eyes into large, yellow cat eyes is EXTREMELY PAINFUL and TOTALLY WORTH IT because at the end of the day, you and Princess Monster Truck will be completely indistinguishable. This will be your new reality. In the night, you will dream of your previous life, but when you awake, you will be an exact replica of Princess Monster Truck. This is a beautiful moment for you!

You will be Venus!

Fantastic! Your completion of this quiz has rendered you legally obligated to undergo a surgical procedure to give you the exact physical appearance of feline internet sensation Venus! This surgery can occur at any time, and may commence completely unannounced, but no matter where or when it happens, the end results are going to be amazing! You’ll be identical in every conceivable way to this beautiful chimera cat! Many of your bones will be repurposed in order to give you a small, cat-like form that will make you look so similar to this viral feline sensation that not even your closest friends are going to be able to tell the difference! The fur grafted onto your skin will actually grow, and will have the same black and orange split that turned Venus into a celebrity. What a wonderful time for you to be alive! Congratulations!