1. 1. Check off all the thoughts you’ve had.
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    You’re A Master Thinker

    Wow! You’ve had just about every thought! You’ve thought things like, “My calves look great,” “This stale bread is technically a crouton,” and “I really don’t think Tower 7 could have fallen on its own.” There are no more thoughts left for you to think. You can die now.
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    You’re An Expert Thinker

    Terrific! You’re an Expert Thinker. You’ve thought more than your share of thoughts, from “All that money for Chandler Parsons?” to “I could be in that band.” Great job!
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    You’re A Mid-Level Thinker

    You’re an above-average thinker. You’ve thought a handful of thoughts, but you’re nothing special. You’ve likely thought thoughts like, “I am on an airplane,” but probably never thought any thought like, “I'm the wrong temperature.” Think a little more, and you could reach the next level!
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    You’re A Junior Thinker

    Looks like you’re just getting started in thinking. You’ve barely thought any thoughts. You’ve probably never thought, “Baby, I got the blues,” or even, “I should call Mom, but not right now.” Try thinking more and take this quiz again.
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    You’re A Non-Thinker

    Ouch. Have you ever thought in your life? Judging from your responses, it doesn’t seem like it. Try thinking some basic thoughts like, “All the good cats are taken,” and “That is a fire hydrant,” and then take this quiz again.

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