Your celebrity cousin is Jennifer Lawrence!

You and JLaw totally share a set of grandparents! Every time you see Jennifer at Thanksgiving or Christmas, you tell the story of the time you guys saw The Lion King opening night when you were 6. The story never changes, and it’s not very interesting, but you guys always tell it anyway. Cool!

Your celebrity cousin is Beyoncé!

You and Queen Bey are the perfect cousins, always texting each other a few times a year. And you never miss spending every other Thanksgiving together! Whenever you’re in Los Angeles, you’re able to skip getting drinks with her and her friends without making her feel bad! Well done!

Your celebrity cousin is that girl who played Jackie on “That ’70s Show”!

What’s her name? Melissa? Maggie? No, it’s something weirder. God, you never see your dad’s side of the family. And it’s a good thing too, because they’re all weirdos. Just put your head down, try to avoid having to say her name, and you’ll be scot-free for another few years.

Your celebrity cousin is Taylor Swift!

Sweet and fun, you and Taylor are definitely blood-related! You guys are always catching each other up on two-year chunks of your lives at family reunions. If only your dad wasn’t estranged from Uncle Dave you’d see each other more! Don’t worry though, you’ll be able to hang out again when the next grandparent dies!