Are You A Dog Person Or An Ant Person? | ClickHole

1. What’s your perfect Friday night?

Dance club with my friends

Movie with my romantic partner

Anthill with my parents

Home with my ants
2. Describe your room:

A little messy, just how I like it

Intricate and earthen

Ugh, a total mess

Crawling and alive
3. Your ideal romantic partner is...

...energetic, outgoing

...sedentary, teeming with ants

...intense, competitive

...antlike in appearance and demeanor
4. When you’re working in a group...

...I’m a team player

...I retreat underground to brood

...people tend to follow my lead

...ants encase me
5. Complete the phrase: “_____ in my pants.”

Party

Ants

Dog

Thousands of ants
6. When you see an ant on the street, you...

...smush it

...cry with joy

...cry with pain and joy

...look around and try to find a dog
7. Pick an animal:

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You’re A Dog Person!
You’re everyone’s friend, the life of the party. You have fun constantly, but you’re responsible too. Sure, some might prefer the company of an independent, itinerant ant, but you? You can’t help it. You just love dogs.

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You’re An Ant Person!
Let them have their dogs. You’re definitely more of an ant person. You love the ants, and you crave more ants. When you’re asleep in your bed, ants move in your pillow, and when you wake up, the ants are pouring out of your eyes. You think: Hey, if dog people and ant people don’t exactly get along, so what? You’d prefer to curl up among the ants, thanks very much.

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