1. 1. Figure you’ve got it under control, but I thought I’d ask just in case. You need anything?
  2. 2. Okay, cool. Seriously though, I can totally bring something if you need me to. Like chips? I can totally bring chips.
  3. 3. Or dip?
  4. 4. Man, I feel sorta bad for not bringing anything. You sure there isn’t something I can bring?
  5. 5. Is it because I’m bad at cooking?
  6. 6. Oh, I get it. You just don’t want me at your tailgate. You don’t have to say anything else, man. This is just like back in college when you didn’t want to hang out with me. I get it. I’m bad at cooking. I’m bad at tailgating. I’m bad at being a friend. I don’t even want to go tailgating anymore. I just want to stay home and be by myself so that I don’t ruin everything.
  7. 7. Can I bring coleslaw?
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    I Won’t Bring Anything

    Sounds like you’ve got it all covered. Stoked for the game, dude! Should be one hell of a time. Can you email me a map of the parking lot so I know where to meet you guys?
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    I’ll Bring Chips

    I know you said people are already bringing chips, but I bet they’re gonna go fast. That’s just how chips work. Is salt and vinegar okay?
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    I’ll Bring Some Dip

    Look, just let me bring this dip and don’t say anything about it, okay? I just want to feel like I’m part of this whole experience. Please let me have this one thing. Please.
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    I’ll Bring Coleslaw

    Awesome! I’ve never made coleslaw before, but it’s probably not that hard. See you tomorrow, dude! Game day!

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