How Many Of These Party Tricks Can You Do? | ClickHole

1. Check off the ones you can do:

Remember more than two new names

Unplug the iPod without using your arms

Nod while someone else is talking

Take up residency by the fridge

Find a cup

Recite the first two numbers of pi

Sweat a whole lot

Own a dog

Kick in the bedroom door to find girlfriend kissing Pat

Be Lionel Richie

Shoot water out of your body using genitalia

Get down low to the ground, then pop up real fast and say your name LOUD!

Dance like this: boop, boop, boooop, bee-boop

Use a little knife to remove your pinky

Drink a beer slowly over the course of 30 minutes

Asexually reproduce

Not cry

Shout the chorus of whatever song is currently playing

Conceal the very real fact that you’re wandering through life with little direction or purpose, merely ambling toward your grave

Rattle off the current day and year

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You’re A Party Pooper
You can barely do any party tricks. Next time you’re invited to a party, just stay home and spend time learning how to do cool tricks like juggling for a good four seconds or picking up someone smaller than you.

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You’re An Okay Partier
You’re not the worst partier in the world, but you’re not great. Try brushing up on tricks like explaining the situation in Gaza in 10 seconds flat or miming like you have a long stick that you are tap-dancing with, but then you drop the stick and look really sad.

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You’re A Party Animal!
Wow! You can do quite a decent number of party tricks! You’re always taking parties up a notch by showing off your third and fourth nipples or turning off the music and putting on an episode of Charlie Rose.

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You’re The Life Of The Party!
Incredible! You make every party better. People are constantly flocking to you at events, begging you to show off your trademark party tricks like showing everyone the money your parents gave you, spilling red wine all over the white couch, or explaining how you used to know every state capital!

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