Every job requires shouting, but in some professions, you have to scream very specific things. Can you match these phrases to the professions where they are commonly shouted?

  1. 1. “Somebody run on stage and reassemble Bruce, pronto!”

    Sorry! Archaeologists are the ones who are constantly shouting, “At last! The crystal orb!” The correct answer was roadie for Bruce Springsteen.

    Correct! People in this profession are always shouting this.

    Nope! Barbers frequently shout the phrase, “I’m going to put this hair in a bag and then kiss the bag! Blessings!”

    Sorry, that’s incorrect! Morticians commonly shout the phrase, “The lungs are filled with Gatorade!” The correct answer was roadie for Bruce Springsteen.

  2. 2. “They’re fucking each other! The statues are fucking each other! Everyone evacuate!”

    Nope! Pharmacists have to commonly shout the phrase, “One thing’s for sure, man: It’s your life and you’ve gotta live it!” The correct answer was security guard at the Louvre.

    Sorry, that’s incorrect. Cruise ship captains are the ones who often have to shout the phrase, “Somebody…anybody…please touch me….” The correct answer was security guard at the Louvre.

    That’s right! These guys have to scream this phrase almost constantly!

    Close, but not quite! Dentists are the ones who commonly shout the phrase, “You’re not allowed in here, Mother!” The correct answer was security guard at the Louvre.

  3. 3. “Using your body to turn Gatorade into piss is a wonderful way to honor the Devil!”

    Wrong! While airline pilots will occasionally scream this, the phrase that is more closely associated with this profession is, “Don’t make me go back! Don’t make me go back to the sky!”

    Incorrect! 911 switchboard operators are the ones whose job requires them to shout, “Hello, welcome to 911! I am the dad!” The correct answer was CEO of Gatorade.

    Sorry! Wine thieves are the people who shout, “Gotta get my hands on that WINE!”

    Correct! When you’re the CEO of Gatorade, you end up screaming this phrase several times every single day.

  4. 4. “Yes! Crime! I love it! Crime! Incredible! Crime is the love of my life! Crime! I can hardly believe it! Wow! Crime!”

    Sorry, that’s incorrect! Bus drivers frequently have to shout the phrase, “Lamb on the bus! Lamb on the bus! Escape! Everyone get out of here!” The correct answer was criminal.

    Nope! Priests frequently shout the phrase, “So sad to hear that God’s son Jesus passed away a million years ago!” The correct answer was criminal.

    That’s right! If you know any criminals, you’d know they shout this phrase all day, every day!

    Sorry, that’s incorrect. Motivational speakers are famous for shouting, “I’m not here! I’m at the bottom of the lake! Save me save me save me! Stop applauding! I’m not on this stage! I’m in the lake—please help me!” The correct answer was criminal.

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    Terrible.

    Wow. This was a disaster. You couldn’t match a single phrase to the profession where it gets screamed all the time. You probably don’t even know that 911 switchboard operators frequently shout, “Hello, welcome to 911! I am the dad!” or that dentists have to scream, “You’re not allowed in here, Mother!” on a regular basis. You’ve got a lot to learn!

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    Bad.

    Oh, this is no good. Do you even know anything about jobs? Because you are really bad at knowing which jobs scream what. You probably don’t even know which profession screams, “Gotta get my hands on that WINE!” It’s embarrassing. You should be embarrassed.

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    Not bad.

    Nice! You’re pretty good at matching the phrases to the professions where they’re commonly shouted! You probably even know who screams, “At last! The crystal orb!” You must be an expert on jobs. Awesome!

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    Perfect!

    Wow! You matched every phrase to the job where it gets screamed on the regular! You should be so proud of yourself! You’ve done an amazing thing today.
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