1. 1. When you’re honking on your horn, how big is the bugle blasting?
  2. 2. When you hear the word “Jazz,” how loud do you scream?
  3. 3. How big does your body grow when you hear the Jazz unfolding?
  4. 4. How do you feel about the Ocean Of Trumpets?
  5. 5. Do you strongly agree, somewhat agree, neither agree nor disagree, somewhat disagree, or strongly disagree with the following statement: “Every night, I dream of the bugles.”
  6. 6. When you blow your bugles, who comes out of your trumpet?
  7. 7. Do you know who this is?
  8. 8. Is your body swollen with Trumpet Jelly?
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    You are a Big Jazz Boy

    Nice job! You are a tremendous Big Jazz Boy. You blast huge on the bugles and it never ends for you. You are in love with the Jazz! When the drums are tap-tap-tapping, and the upright bass is shrieking “Larbo-larbo-larbo!” and the sweet saxophone sonorously croons “Skerlack! Skerlack! Skerlack!” Those are the moments when you feel huge! Oh, my sweet, tremendous boy, you are bursting at the seams with Trumpet Jelly. You are filled to the brim with that Trumpet Jelly always. Your saxophone is LOUD and it scares the animals in their cages. When God falls asleep, you wake him up with your Big Jazz Boy bugle blasts from below. I am so grateful to know this about you!
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    You are a Little Jazz Boy

    Awww! You are a teeny tiny little petite Jazz Boy. You can barely lift your bugles, but that doesn’t stop you from screaming into your trumpet! When you hear the Jazz happen, you get so excited that you clap your tiny little hands together so that they spell out the words “Endless Wet Jazz” in Morse code! You love the sounds of Jazz! The oboes howling “Yorb-yorb-yorb! Yorb-yorb-yorb!” The trumpets weeping “Tursk! Tursk!” These are the sounds you lust for! You love to have Bugle Nightmares every time you go to sleep, and one day, you’ll drown in the Ocean Of Trumpets. You are a Little Jazz Boy. Thanks!

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