You’re An Angel

Wow, you’re really pure. You most likely have barely ever even kissed anyone, much less attempted anything as adventurous as Ham-Blading or Elbow Fraud.

You’re Mostly Pure

You’re still in your shell, but you’re not totally inexperienced! You’ve probably thought about sexting, but you still haven’t gone as far as trying anything like Summoning The Dusk or The Muscleman's Prison.

You’re An Average Sinner

You’ve broken a few of the rules. Who hasn’t? You’ve probably tried giving your partner a Full-Body Awkward Massage, but you wouldn’t dare try anything as adventurous as The Voice Of The People.

You’re Bad

You’ve broken the rules and then some. You’re adventurous and you don’t care who knows it. You’ve probably done things as naughty as Tantric Genital Staring and as unspeakable as All Biscuits.

You’re A Major-League Sinner

Wow! You just about destroyed this purity test. Anyone who thinks they can keep up with you would be way off. You’ve done it all, from Sex While Laughing Hysterically to crazier sex positions like Ed McMahon’s Payday and The Google Doodle.