Should I Get This Checked Out? | ClickHole

1. What do you think?

Aw, man. It looks bumpy.

Gross! Where did that come from?

Oh, wow! My dad had a thing like that once on his back.

Cool!
2. It doesn’t hurt or anything, but it is kind of weird, right?

Yeah, man. That thing is crazy.

Ugh, it looks all bumpy too. So weird.

Trying to remember what my dad’s thing was called. A bertusion? No, that wasn’t it.

Is it cool if I Snapchat this to Dan? He hates stuff like this.
3. I pushed down on it earlier and this weird stuff came out of it, but not anymore. See, look.

Oh, my God...

No! Stop! Why would you do that?

Oh, weird. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s what my dad had.

Sick!
4. Yeah, it’s still pretty gnarly. Jules thinks I should get it checked out.

Her dad’s a doctor, right?

I’d go with Jules on this one.

Pretty sure my dad’s medical bills for this thing were intense.

Before you do anything, we gotta show this thing to Dan. Seriously, it’s gonna freak him the fuck out.
5. I was hoping it would go away on its own, but it’s been there for about a month.

Whoa. Seriously? A full month?

How are you not dead right now?

Hold on a sec, I’m gonna call my dad and ask him about when he had his thing.

A month?! Dude, you’re such a beast!
6. You don’t think it’s infected, do you?

Maybe, man. I don’t feel qualified to say.

I don’t know. Consult a doctor, man.

Dad? Hey. Remember when you had that weird thing on your back? Yeah, what was the deal with that?

It’s definitely infected, man. Awesome.
7. Wanna touch it?

I’m good, thanks.

What?

No, Dad. I’m asking for a friend who has a similar thing on his arm... oh, really? Interesting...

Yes!

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I Should Probably Get It Checked Out
Yeah, you’re probably right. I mean, I guess I could wait it out a little bit longer, but I feel like it’s better to be safe than sorry. Thanks for giving it a look, man. Hey, while you’re here, I’ve also got this weird bump on my head I’d love to get your opinion on. You mind?

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I Should Definitely Get It Checked Out
Whoa! You seem really concerned about this thing. All right, I’ll definitely get it checked out ASAP. Sorry for grossing you out. Hey, any chance you could drive me to the hospital?

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Your Dad Thinks I Should Get It Checked Out
Sounds like your dad’s thing was a little bit different from what I got going on, but he seems like a smart guy, so I’m gonna go ahead and take his advice to get this bad boy checked out. Could you tell him I said thanks?

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I’m Probably Good Just Letting It Heal On Its Own
Yeah, you’re right. Probably the best thing to do is just air it out for a while, let it breathe—oh, man! What if you pretended to accidentally stab me, and then we showed this thing to Dan like it had just happened? That would be so funny! Hey, wanna go swimming at the public pool?

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