It’s the BOOK OF ANIMALS.
Verse 1 from the BOOK OF ANIMALS...
“In the beginning, the Lord outstretched his almighty palm to create a farm and on that farm he had many animals. On that farm he had a cow. On that farm he had a chicken. On that farm he had a horse. And he had other animals as well. Each animal spake its own special sound, and no other animal uttered the same noise, for animals say one noise and that is the noise they say. What sound does the cow say? The Lord’s farm is far away, so the good folk of Shape City built a zoo so they could have animals nearby because animals are fun to see.”
It’s the BOOK OF NUMBERS.
Verse 1 from the BOOK OF NUMBERS....
“In the beginning there was nothing, and this was the number zero. And the Lord showed up and said, “I have an idea for ten new numbers” and nobody answered because nobody existed. So the Lord created shapes to hear him talk, and the Lord repeated himself saying “I have an idea for ten new numbers” and the people replied “Let’s hear them.” And so the Lord counted out “One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten.” And the people said “Okay, so those are numbers. What are they for?” And the Lord thought for a moment and said “You can use numbers to count money.” And the people asked “What’s money?” because it didn’t exist yet. So the Lord stretched out his almighty palm and created money, and told people to buy things with money because stealing was wrong. And nobody knew what stealing was, but they agreed not to do it.”
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It’s the BOOK OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AND SHARING AND CHRIST
Verse 1 from the BOOK OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AND SHARING AND CHRIST...
“In the beginning, the Lord outstretched his almighty palm to create a beautiful garden filled with all matters of fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables taste delicious, and they’re healthy too. The Lord wanted to share the delicious healthy food with someone else, because it’s fun to share, so he created Jesus Christ to be his friend and said “Want to share these fruits and vegetables.” And Christ replied “It’s fun to share, because when we share everyone is happy.” And the Lord and Jesus ate many fruits and vegetables together, and when they were done they put their plates in the dishwasher.”
It’s the BOOK OF COLORS.
Verse 1 from the BOOK OF COLORS...
“In the beginning, the Lord created color so things would be fun to look at. With an almighty palm He forged many colors and put the colors on all things. And the Lord made the colors in this holy order: Red. Orange. Yellow. Green. Blue. Purple. What color is your favorite? And the Lord saw that the colors were good and said “I can’t get enough of these colors. These colors are fun to look at.” And the Lord smiled at the colors, and when he smiled a lightning bolt shot out of his mouth because the Lord is filled with electricity. And the good folk of Shape City said “Mind if we use your lightning bolts to power our machines?” And the Lord replied “Sure, go ahead, just as long as you show me colors. I can’t get enough of these colors.” And lo, the people of Shape City built the Shapeyard where colors can be seen from above, so the Lord would keep seeing the colors and coughing down lightning into the city power grid.”
